Friday, 18 December 2015

S5M17: Tear it up (Start again)

Tonight was one of those times that journalists hate - and in my own way, I now empathise.  All my carefully mentally-constructed themes for this blog (I don't just make it up on the spot ya know....) have been discarded as my brain struggles to penetrate the dense fog penetrating my every thought.

The head cloud that looks like Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. The auditory hallucination of raucous, mocking laughter.  The internal soundtrack playing (a well kl, street mix of) "Ding dong, the Witch is dead".

Yea friends. My brother from another mother, oligarch and all round bad guy Roman has pulled the trigger and the era of Mou is no mour.

There was a cracking mail in the F365 mailbox posted about 20 mins before he was 'mutually consented' talking about the similarities between Napoleon Bonaparte and Jose Mourinho. Whilst I do like the idea of dumping the unemployed Portuguese on a rock in the middle of the Atlantic, I am somewhat terrified by the thought of his progeny coming back to the Premier League in a few years.

Anyway, whilst I can no longer do it justice - well done to Leicester, Watford and Bournemouth. Newcastle really are wonderfully schizophrenic and Villa are impressively depressed  (psych 101). I'd also like to make special mention of David Moyes who really is a moron. Jury's still out, my size 11.

Maureenlolz. Just couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

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Anyway, let's get statty:
This week, 27 people played
Most popular predicted results: Arsenal & Man City WINS (27/27)
Most disputed result: Sunderland vs Watford (7-11-9 split)

Highest odds: Josh Daniels 5104/1
Lowest odds: Feneley 917/1
Average odds: 2445/1

Best predictors: Loads - 5/10
Worst predictors: Nick Jones & My mother (2/10)
Average score: 3.85

Best predicted results: Arsenal & Man City WINS (27/27)
Worst predicted result: Newcastle WIN (0/27)
Swing: Hoolahan's equaliser for Norwich (25 disappointed)

Result that united literally the whole country and should be played on a projector at the UN over and over because it'll fo-sho lead to world peace: Leicester beating Chelsea. Congrats guys.

Everyone's results:



The leaderboard  (>2/3 available weeks; 11/16)



To this week's predos:

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA (obviously. Hazard & Fabregas to shine)
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW
Man Utd vs Norwich  - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - DRAW
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW
Swansea vs West Ham - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

Total odds to follow

Good luck guys.

MOURINHAHA

19 comments:

David Brickman said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - DRAW
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Swansea vs West Ham - DRAW
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

Doron said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - WATFORD
Swansea vs West Ham - DRAW
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

7568/1

Unknown said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - WBA
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW
Swansea vs West Ham - DRAW
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

8,021-1

Menachem said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - Draw
Everton vs Leicester - Draw
Man Utd vs Norwich - Man Utd
Southampton vs Spurs - Draw
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - Stoke
WBA vs Bournemouth - WBA
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - Newcastle
Watford vs Liverpool - Liverpool
Swansea vs West Ham - Draw
Arsenal vs Man City - Arsenal

Dagmar said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - Chelsea
Everton vs Leicester - Leicester
Man Utd vs Norwich - Man Utd
Southampton vs Spurs - Draw
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - Draw
WBA vs Bournemouth - Draw
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - Newcastle
Watford vs Liverpool - Liverpool
Swansea vs West Ham - Draw
Arsenal vs Man City - Arsenal

David Silverman said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SOUTHAMPTON
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW
Swansea vs West Ham - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

Zoe said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Man Utd vs Norwich - DRAW
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - CRYSTAL PALACE
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - WATFORD
Swansea vs West Ham - DRAW
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

Total Odds: 118318/1 (Paddypower).

Steven said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - DRAW
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - WATFORD
Swansea vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

Total Odds: 14,310/1 (Paddypower).
Min 1189/1 Max 1,790,565/1

RDM

Chelsea vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW
Swansea vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

Total Odds: 60,774/1 (Paddypower).

Anonymous said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW
Swansea vs West Ham - DRAW
Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

HZ

Feneley said...

AFM

Chelsea vs Sunderland - SUNDERLAND
Everton vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Man Utd vs Norwich - NORWICH
Southampton vs Spurs - SOUTHAMPTON
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - WATFORD
Swansea vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

336,228/1

AF

Chelsea vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SOUTHAMPTON
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - WBA
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - WATFORD
Swansea vs West Ham - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

16,571/1

Sam Ruback said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SOUTHAMPTON
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE
WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - WATFORD
Swansea vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

34826/1

David Dinkin said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - WEST BROM
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - DRAW
Watford vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Swansea vs West Ham - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL

Joe Abbott said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - Chelsea
Everton vs Leicester - Everton
Man Utd vs Norwich - Man Utd
Southampton vs Spurs - Draw
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - Draw
WBA vs Bournemouth - WBA
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - Draw
Watford vs Liverpool - Liverpool
Swansea vs West Ham - West Ham
Arsenal vs Man City - Arsenal


5683.85/1 Betfair

Josh said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW (Lukaku and Vary to score)
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE
WBA vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Swansea vs West Ham - WEST Ham
Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

Josh said...

JOSH GAON

Nick jones said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - Chelsea
Everton vs Leicester - Everton
Man Utd vs Norwich - Man Utd
Southampton vs Spurs - Draw
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - Palace
WBA vs Bournemouth - Draw
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - Newcastle
Watford vs Liverpool - Draw
Swansea vs West Ham - Swansea
Arsenal vs Man City - Arsenal

Josh Daniels said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - Draw
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - Spurs
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE
WBA vs Bournemouth - WBA
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - Watford
Swansea vs West Ham - Draw
Arsenal vs Man City - Arsenal

7402/1

Will O'Doherty said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Norwich - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - DRAW
WBA vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Swansea vs West Ham - WHAM
Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

Tarek said...

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA
Everton vs Leicester - DRAW
Man Utd vs Norwich  - MAN UTD
Southampton vs Spurs - DRAW
Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE
WBA vs Bournemouth - WBA
Newcastle vs Aston Villa - ASTON VILLA
Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW
Swansea vs West Ham - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Man City - ARSENAL