Thursday 31 January 2019

S8M25: Stinger to the ear

No chat this week as there's 2 weeks of stats to do and I'm feeling very sorry for myself at the moment given that I'm working lots of nights and don't feel right so basically, send sympathy or £.

No idea how these proper bloggers actually do anything...

M23:
20 people played (my bad on the ECI)
Most popular predicted predictions: Liverpool, Man Utd, Man City & Spurs WINS (20/20)
Most disputed predictions: Bournemouth vs West Ham, Southampton vs Everton & Arsenal vs Chelsea (5-7-8, 7-8-5 & 8-5-7 splits respectively)

Highest odds: Doron (729/1)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (622/1)
Average odds: 676/1

Best predictors: 5 of you (8/10)
Worst predictors: WhoScored.com, Feneley & Will O'Doherty (5/10)
Average score: 6.7/10

Best predicted results: Liverpool, Man Utd, Man City & Spurs WINS (20/20)
Worst predicted result: Watford vs Burnley DRAW (1/20 - Gaj!)

M24:

22 people played
Most popular predicted predictions: Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd & Man City WINS (22/22)
Most disputed prediction: Southampton vs Crystal Palace (12-5-5 split)

Highest odds: Steven Daniels (295/1)
Lowest odds: Me 118/1
Average odds: 207/1

Best predictors: AFM, Sam Ruback & David Silverman (6/10)
Worst predictor: Lawro (2/10)
Average score: 4.36/10

Best predicted result: Arsenal WIN (22/22)
Worst predicted results: Newcastle WIN, Man Utd vs Burnley & Liverpool vs Leicester DRAWS (0/22)

Everyone's scores:


Leaderboard (>2/3; 17/24)


Massive 2 weeks for Silverman. WhoScored.com become the first ever model to hit rock bottom.

This week's predos:

Spurs vs Newcastle - SPURS
Brighton vs Watford - DRAW
Burnley vs Southampton - SOUTHAMPTON
Chelsea vs Huddersfield - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Fulham - FULHAM
Everton vs Wolves - WOLVES
Cardiff vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Leicester vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Man City vs Arsenal - DRAW :(
West Ham vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL

Good luck guys

Monday 28 January 2019

S8M24: In the nick of time

I didn't forget. You forgot.

Arsenal vs Cardiff -  ARSENAL
Fulham vs Brighton - FULHAM
Huddersfield vs Everton - EVERTON
Wolves vs West Ham - WOLVES
Man Utd vs Burnley - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bournemouth vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Southampton vs Crystal Palace - SOUTHAMPTON
Liverpool vs Leicester - LIVERPOOL
Spurs vs Watford - SPURS

Total odds: 118/1

Good luck guys, results from last PL week to follow ASAP

Tuesday 22 January 2019

FA Cup 2019: Round 4

FA Cup game is a littl'un this year but you know what they say about smaller football betting competitions....

This year, only the 6 players
Most popular predicted results: many (6/6)
Most disputed result: PNE vs Doncaster, Derby vs Southampton & Accrington Stanley vs Ipswich (3-3 splits)

Best predictor: Josh D (22/32)
Worst predictor: Joe Machta (16/32)

Best predicted result: Many (6/6)
Worst predicted result: Many (0/6)

Everyone's results:


Round 4 predos:

Bristol City vs Bolton - BRISTOL
Arsenal vs Man Utd - ARSENAL
Accrington vs Derby - DERBY
Brighton vs WBA - BRIGHTON 
Doncaster vs Oldham - DONCASTER 
Man City vs Burnley - MAN CITY
Middlesborough vs Newport - MBORO
Newcastle vs Watford - WATFORD 
Portsmouth vs QPR - QPR 
Shrewsbury vs wolves - WOLVES
Swansea vs Gillingham - SWANSEA
Millwall vs Everton - EVERTON
Wimbledon vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Crystal Palace vs Spurs - PALACE
Chelsea vs Sheff Wed - CHELSEA
Barnet vs Brentford - BARNET 

Good luck guys

Wednesday 16 January 2019

S8M23: Where that green go?

One Twitter wag, erstwhile of this blog asked this week whether Arsenal or the country had the worse leadership. Like all good humour, its core is dark truth. This week, in liberal North London has felt like we're heading to oblivion. In less liberal North London, where chickens stand on basketballs, maybe it's only partially oblivion. In Rees-Mogg town over in West London, it's probably quite sunny. Bloody Chelsea.

I'm not sure how far I can stretch the Brexit/Football things other than to say the North East are done for...

Quite on brand to find a hook that doesn't fit and ride it into the ground....

Where to start? West Ham did the up bit of their yo-yo whilst Arsenal did the subterranean bit of their season. Liverpool kept up the pace, winning a fractious game in Brighton and Burnley kept the heat on Fulham taking the spoils in the proverbial 6-pointer. Cardiff & Huddersfield played a bore draw, that suurely somebody somewhere watched. Watford & Southampton both picked up impressive away wins, and Chelsea won the Brexit Battle. Circular referencing. Nice.

Everton got back in the swing of things beating Bournemouth, before later on Sunday, OGS made it 6 from 6, "ending Spurs' title hopes". LOL at that. We're all quite frustrated by this Mourinho sacking at Impossibilitee Towers. Man City beat Wolves in the surprise result of the weekend to round it all off.

Let's get statty:

Matchday 22:

This week,
22 people played
Most popular prediction: Man City WIN (22/22)
Most disputed prediction: Crystal Palace vs Watford (7-8-7 split)

Highest odds/Lowest odds/Average odds: Steven Daniels (2102/1) - should I stop doing the odds bit? Very few takers this year

Best predictors: Brad Allix & Joni Kleiman (7/10)
Worst predictor: Adrian Daniels (3/10)
Average score: 5.18/10

Best predicted result: Man City WIN (22/22)
Worst predicted result: Southampton WIN (0/22)

Everyone's results:


Leaderboard (>2/3; 15/22)


This week's predos:

Wolves vs Leicester - DRAW
Bournemouth vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace - LIVERPOOL
Man Utd vs Brighton - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Cardiff - NEWCASTLE
Southampton vs Everton - SOUTHAMPTON
Watford vs Burnley - WATFORD
Arsenal vs Chelsea - DRAW
Huddersfield vs Man City - MAN CITY
Fulham vs Spurs - SPURS

Tuesday 8 January 2019

S8M22: Conflict

Welcome back everyone after a bit of a winter hiatus from the PL game. Not much point in rehashing all the results from the festive period as there were a lot, but maybe we could have a little chat about how the league table now looks. 

The major news, and a simple place to start is at the top. Man City had a little stumble and Liverpool took advantage to jump in front. Their advantage was then cut when Man City won at the Etihad in the top-of-the-table clash but it presents a quandary for those neutrals.

On the one hand, Liverpool are a well run club, showing an organic evolution on the pitch with a highly competent back office/leadership structure who have transformed themselves in the space of a few years in a relatively self-sustaining fashion. They are a traditional* power house who have been through a prolonged lean spell and ,for footballing romance reasons do we want them to succeed? Man City are well run, but also well run with 1) evil 2) evil money 3) illegal and 4) basically cheating, although tbf, no more so than several other clubs.

On the other hand, it's Liverpool who are frankly, the single most irritating set of fans in the history of the world. We all think our club is special but there's ultimately, usually, a degree of objectivity or irony in it.  I might be overegging the pudding a little here, but if there's a Scouser who doesn't genuinely believe that Steven Gerrard was the second coming of Kenny Dalglish then I'll eat my butter pie. All clubs can generate a decent atmosphere at times, and most big clubs struggle with atmosphere at others (for numerous, well understood reasons) but no other club manages to perpetuate a myth of magical atmosphere based on 90 seconds of singing before a game and then at the end should they be winning. It's a bit weird and frankly would be unbearable should they win it. Man City fans on the other hand, are just about still pessimists expecting Steve Lomas and Nicky Weaver to run out the tunnel and also we can write off their success as cheating. 

As I said - a quandary.

Of course we can all unite behind the fact that in 3rd place in Spurs who are allegedly a well run club, but are actually a homeless shambles who have now played more than half a season on somebody's pull out bed, drinking their milk straight from the bottle and putting it back in the fridge and answering the door in their pants when the neighbour's come to drop off the amazon package delivered next door by mistake. Guys - it's time to go home, and if you don't have a home, then frankly you should forfeit the rest of the season. Then Poch can go to Man Utd in the summer, Eriksen to Real Madrid, Alli to prison and Harry Kane can be mounted on a wooden plaque on the wall with a button that you press and make him sing.

Image result for singing bass


Chelsea, Arsenal & Man Utd now (should NEVER have sacked Mourinho, I always said he was doing a great job) are in a competition to see who can be the least flawed for a few months to earn all that filthy CL lucre. Obviously, I think in the spirit of the New Year and wanting to give according to need not want, Arsenal should get it given the place as we have the least cash. Seems only fair. Obviously, when UEFA ban Man City for financial doping, a 2nd place opens up, and if Arsenal or Chelsea win the EL, then another place, so everyone could be happy except for Sheikh Mansour and probably Harry Kane. A life lesson there...

Below the top 6, there are some other clubs, but truth be told, I've spent long enough writing this drivel, so will skip to the relegation zone. 

Huddersfield are rubbish and done. Well done for being honourable to Wagner, and hopefully they take the PL £ and rebuild to be a yoyo club for a bit. Fulham have not really seen a new manager bounce, but will be hopeful that Cardiff continue to drop and then it's one from Newcastle, Burnley (one can only hope), Southampton (one can only hope) and themselves. Unfortunately, I don't think they'll have enough. So calling it now - Fulham, Cardiff & Huddersfield to go down. 

*a debate I had with a Liverpool supporting former-housemate - does a standout decade of sustained success count as a purple patch or powerhouseness? ie in the future would Liverpool in the 70s-80s be thought of as Chelsea in the first 10 years of Abramovich? Versus say Man Utd or Arsenal who have had multiple periods of success mixed with periods of (relative) mediocrity or Leeds, or Newcastle who had a single period of success with subsequent flashes of excitement, with periods of agony? Answers on a (digital) postcard

That's enough of that for now:

Let's get massively statty:

Matchday 18
20 people played
Most popular predicted result: Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea Man City & Man Utd WINS (20/20)
Most disputed result: Huddersfield vs Southampton & Everton vs Spurs (2-6-12 split)

Highest odds: Doron Salomon 381/1
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels 355/1
Average odds: 368/1

Best predictor: Feneley & Joni Kleiman (7/10)
Worst predictor: 4 of you (4/10)
Average score: 5.3/10

Best predicted result: Liverpool, Arsenal & Man Utd WINS (20/20)
Worst predicted result: Leicester & Crystal Palace WINS (0/20)

Matchday 19
22 people played
Most popular predicted results: Man City, Liverpool, Man Utd & Spurs WINS (22/22)
Most disputed result: Burnley vs Everton (7-8-7 split)

Highest odds: Doron Salomon (427/1)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (281/1)
Average odds: 354/1

Best predictor: Joe Abbott (7/10)
Worst predictor: 4 of you (3/10)
Average score: 4.55/10

Best predicted result: Liverpool, Man Utd & Spurs WINS (22/22)
Worst predicted result: Leicester WIN (0/22)

Matchday 20
25 people played
Most popular predicted result: Leicester & Spurs WINS (25/25)
Most disputed result: Brighton vs Everton (Toffee hat-trick) (0-11-14 split)

Highest odds: Steven Daniels (680/1)
Lowest odds: Doron Salomon (349/1)
Average odds: 515/1

Best predictor: 4 of you (6/10)
Worst predictor: 5 of us (3/10)
Average score:  4.48/10

Best predicted result: Man Utd WIN (24/25)
Worst predicted results: Brighton, Cardiff & Wolves WINS (0/25)

Matchday 21
23 people played
Most popular predicted results: Arsenal, Spurs & Chelsea WINS (23/23)
Most disputed result: Bournemouth vs Watford (10-5-8 split)

Highest odds: Nobody bet...
Lowest odds: See above...
Average odds: Surely you get this by now...

Best predictors: Loads of us (5/10)
Worst predictors: Dagmar, Will O'Doherty & Joseph Machta (3/10)
Average score: 4.35/10

Best predicted result: Arsenal & Spurs WINS (23/23)
Worst predicted result: Chelsea vs Southampton DRAW (0/23)

Everyone's results:



And now to the leaderboard (>2/3; 15/21 - FinkTank has now left us :( )

This week's predos:

West Ham vs Arsenal - ARSENAL
Brighton vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Burnley vs Fulham - BURNLEY
Cardiff vs Huddersfield - DRAW
Crystal Palace vs Watford - CRYSTAL PALACE
Leicester vs Southampton - LEICESTER
Chelsea vs Newcastle - CHELSEA
Everton vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Spurs vs Man Utd - SPURS
Man City vs Wolves - MAN CITY

Good luck guys

Tuesday 1 January 2019

FA CUP 2019: Round 3

Happy New Year all, and as is tradition, it's the return of the Impossibilitee FA Cup prediction game for actual £ prizes.

The rules:



  • Stand alone from PL game - you can play this if you've not been involved before
  • £5 buy in - submitting predictions = agreeing to pay. Please don't make me chase you.
  • Pick the club to progress from each tie - no draws! (replays, a.e.t., pens etc all count)
  • Predictions need to be submitted before kick off
  • 1 point per correct prediction
  • Prize money payouts to 1st, 2nd 3rd places in May (£ depends on size of prize pot)
  • Share with anyone who's interested - happy to set up another email chain/WhatsApp group for reminders - the more, the merrier, the richer someone gets...

  • So without further ado...

    Round 3 Predictions:

    1 Bolton Wanderers v Walsall - BOLTON
    2 Millwall v Hull City  - MILLWALL
    3 Gillingham v Cardiff City - CARDIFF
    4 Brentford v Oxford United - BRENTFORD
    5 Sheffield Wednesday v Luton Town - SHEFF WED
    6 Manchester United v Reading - MAN UTD
    7 Everton v Lincoln City - EVERTON
    8 Tranmere Rovers v Tottenham Hotspur - SPURS 
    9 Preston North End v Doncaster Rovers - DONCASTER
    10 Newcastle United v Blackburn Rovers - NEWCASTLE
    11 Chelsea v Nottingham Forest - CHELSEA
    12 Crystal Palace v Grimsby Town - CRYSTAL PALACE
    13 Derby County v Southampton - DERBY
    14 Accrington Stanley v Ipswich Town  - IPSWICH
    15 Bristol City v Huddersfield Town - BRISTOL
    16 Newport County v Leicester City - LEICESTER
    17 Fulham v Oldham Athletic - FULHAM
    18 Shrewsbury Town v Stoke City - STOKE
    19 Blackpool v Arsenal - ARSENAL
    20 Manchester City v Rotherham United - MAN CITY
    21 AFC Bournemouth v Brighton & Hove Albion - BOURNEMOUTH
    22 West Ham United v Birmingham City - WEST HAM
    23 Woking v Watford - WATFORD
    24 Burnley v Barnsley - BURNLEY
    25 Queens Park Rangers v Leeds United - LEEDS 
    26 Sheffield United v Barnet - SHEFF UTD
    27 Norwich City v Portsmouth - NORWICH
    28 Fleetwood Town v AFC Wimbledon - FLEETWOOD
    29 West Bromwich Albion v Wigan Athletic - WBA
    30 Middlesbrough v Peterborough United - MIDDLESBOROUGH
    31 Wolverhampton Wanderers v Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
    32 Aston Villa v Swansea City - ASTON VILLA

    Reminder that the first game is on Friday night

    Good luck guys & please share away!