Right.
I've had enough of this nonsense. Can't walk 2 steps without another sodding football match. Enough already. How is a man supposed to hold down a job, fix 2 kids, 2 rodents and a wife, watch Netflix and do a blog every day. I'm not superman.
So let's quickly recap all the nonsense, then I'll do a results dump, and then, here's the clever bit - ALL THE FIXTURES UNTIL DEC 31st. Merry Xmas ya filthy Animals.
Now, I have altruistic motives for doing this. I'm going on holiday if my family don't get Covid v13.0 and frankly, I don't want to be tapping away at a spreadsheet on the sandy beaches, or uploading a graph one handed whilst I smash a 99 Flake. So, glad tidings etc, sort yourselves out.
If we don't end up going on holiday due to Covid then I will be EXTREMELY grouchy, and will be cancelling the entire season. Not just of Impossibilitee, but of the entire Premier League. So, if I were you, I'd make sure we all stay very healthy until I have to do a lateral flow test down a webcam so another medical professional can confirm that I am still probus. Yeah, that's right BoJo, I know Latin too. Or I can use Google. Whatever.
Right - brief PL recap.
Liverpool, Man City & Chelsea - very good
West Ham - surprisingly robust
Man Utd, Spurs - Irritatingly stabilised
Arsenal - Same old
Leicester - Disappointing
Wolves - Suprising
Brentford, Brighton, Crystal Palace - Mid table
Aston Villa - Degrealished
Everton, Watford, Burnley- Crap
Leeds - Bielsad
Southampton - Pressing crap
Newcastle - Loaded crap
Norwich - Relegated
That sums up the last few weeks quite nicely.
To the results:
Matchday 13
19 people played
Most popular predicted result: Liverpool WIN (19/19)
Most disputed predictions: Crystal Palace vs Aston Villa, Brighton vs Leeds & Brentford vs Everton (9-8-8, 11-4-4- & 10-3-6 splits)
Highest odds: Aron Kleiman (1297/1
Lowest odds: Josh Daniels (407/1)
Average odds: 1035/1
Best predictor: Loads of you (6.66/10 - pro-rated...Burnley vs Spurs called off)
Worst predictor: AFM 3.33/10
Average score: 5.26/10
Best predicted result: Liverpool WIN (19/19)
Worst predicted result: Chelsea vs Man Utd DRAW (1/19 - Well done Zoe)
Matchday 14
14 people played
Most popular predicted result: Liverpool WIN (14/14)
Most disputed prediction: Man Utd vs Arsenal (3-5-6 split)
Highest odds: Steven Daniels (3889/1)
Lowest odds: Josh Daniels (1906/1)
Average odds: 2898/1
Best predictors: AFM & Josh Daniels (7/10)
Worst predictor: ECI & David Silverman (3/10)
Average score: 5/10
Best predicted result: Liverpool WIN (14/14)
Worst predicted result: Southampton vs Leicester DRAW (0/14)
Matchday 15
16 people played
Most popular predicted result: Liverpool WIN (16/16)
Most disputed prediction: Newcastle vs Burnley (6-7-3 split)
Highest odds: Steven Daniels (1604/1)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (1604/1)
Average odds: 1604/1
Best predictors: AFM & Me (7/10)
Worst predictors: Loads of you (4/10)
Average score: 5.25/10
Best predicted result: WIN (16/16)
Worst predicted result: West Ham WIN (1/16 - well done Josh Daniels)
Matchday 16
14 people played
Most popular predicted results: Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool & Chelsea WINS (14/14)
Most disputed prediction: Crystal Palace vs Everton (8-4-2 split)
Highest odds: Aron Kleiman (177/1 - 9 games)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (79/1 - 9 games)
Average odds: 141/1
Best predictors: Loads of you (8.89/10 - pro-rated - Brighton vs Spurs called off)
Worst predictor: Raffi Kleiman (5.56/10)
Average score: 8.02/10
Best predicted result: Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool & Chelsea WINS (14/14)
Worst predicted result: Burnley vs West Ham DRAW (2/14)
Everyone's results:
To the Leaderboard:
>2/3 matchdays; 11/16
To the predo list:
Good luck! See you in Jan!
