S13M33-35: 500 up

Hello friends!

The good folks at Blogger tell me this is the 500th Impossibilipost. This seems absolutely ridicilous and my apologies to those of you who've read every single word I've put down here. No refunds, no backsies.

This also looks to be the week where it all sharpens in the PL. City made some daylight between Arsenal & Liverpool who both suffered disappointing home defeats, as did West Ham. Newcastle thumped Spurs, which also gave Villa a bit of space in 4th. Draws between Burnley & Brighton, Notts Forest & Wolves and Bournemouth & Man Utd, who were milimeteres away from conceding a last minute penalty. Brentford beat Sheff Utd comfortably.

Finally on the Monday, Chelsea - and specifically Cole Palmer - spanked Everton. Buggered up my FPL that - not 'cos I didn't have him - I did - but I also had a few Everton players and some of my near rivals lucked out on Foden not playing so got a battlefield promotion for Palmer as their vice captain. Fuming

S13M32: Gloves off

Right, quicky this week 

Last weekend feels a while away now. Been a busy busy week at Impossibilitee Towers

What happened? City unsurprisingly won easily at Palace. The Watkins reunion was a personal success but points shared. Everton ended the week +1 point after a win vs almost relegated Burnley. Newcastle, West Ham & Arsenal all got away wins, whilst Luton scored a last minute winner too to stay in touch with the pack for the 3rd relegation spot.

Almost guaranteed to go down Sheff Utd managed to get a point against $10bn assembled Chelsea, Spurs easily beat Forest and Man Utd got absolutely battered by Liverpool, but still came a few minutes and an Elliot dive away from the smashiest of smash & grabs. That Fernandes goal was a lil' bit cheeky....

S13M31: Seconds from Disaster

This period is going to test my organisation. Lots of games, not much time to do the stats and blogs. I will be playing with AI in the summer break...

So the weekend games first. One of the all time season great games at St James Park - for a few days anyway. Bournemouth got a late victory with an injury-time OG from Seamus Coleman. Everton really struggling to get the run together that would see them safe. Chelsea - clown club, managed to drop points at home to Burnley, whilst contrasting draws - standard at Notts Forest vs Palace, last minute excitement at Sheff Utd with a last minute equaliser from Malcom in the Middle's Frankie Muniz. What a career he's had. Spurs also got the late winner to avoid an awkward draw at home to Luton, Villa won the Bad Accents derby easily. Fun fact - was in Brum last week and there was a tram from outside my hotel all the way to Wolverhampton. It took over an hour and I did not take the opportunity. Maybe next time. Then, continuing the the theme -  a very late winner from clown club Man Utd, actually was then superseded by an even later equaliser from Brentford. On the Sunday, Liverpool came from behind to deservedly beat Brighton 2-1, and Arsenal & Man City played out a *NAIL BITER*, drawing 0-0. I don't know what the moans from the neutrals were, my heartrate was up all game.

Midweek was less exciting. Until it wasn't. 1-1 draws between Newcastle & Everton, West Ham & Spurs and Burnley & Wolves. Home wins for Bournemouth and crucially for Notts Forest to stay in touch with Everton and Brentford. Brentford & Brighton drew 0-0, Arsenal cruised to a 2-0 win and Man City came from behind to thump Villa 4-1. Liverpool also won comfortably, if later than planned but then the latest and most ridiculous game arrived. Clown Club derby. Chelsea 2-0 up and cruising to a first PL win against Man Utd in 7 years. Oh, it's 2-2. Oh, Utd are winning. Oh a 97th minute penalty. Oh a 100th minute winner. 2-3 down, 4-3 up deep into injury time. Erik Ten Hag's bald sodded head shining away as his face looks as frozen as *googles celebrity botox victim*

Car crash TV. Wonderful stuff.