S5M17: Tear it up (Start again)

Tonight was one of those times that journalists hate - and in my own way, I now empathise.  All my carefully mentally-constructed themes for this blog (I don't just make it up on the spot ya know....) have been discarded as my brain struggles to penetrate the dense fog penetrating my every thought.

The head cloud that looks like Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. The auditory hallucination of raucous, mocking laughter.  The internal soundtrack playing (a well kl, street mix of) "Ding dong, the Witch is dead".

Yea friends. My brother from another mother, oligarch and all round bad guy Roman has pulled the trigger and the era of Mou is no mour.

There was a cracking mail in the F365 mailbox posted about 20 mins before he was 'mutually consented' talking about the similarities between Napoleon Bonaparte and Jose Mourinho. Whilst I do like the idea of dumping the unemployed Portuguese on a rock in the middle of the Atlantic, I am somewhat terrified by the thought of his progeny coming back to the Premier League in a few years.

Anyway, whilst I can no longer do it justice - well done to Leicester, Watford and Bournemouth. Newcastle really are wonderfully schizophrenic and Villa are impressively depressed  (psych 101). I'd also like to make special mention of David Moyes who really is a moron. Jury's still out, my size 11.

Maureenlolz. Just couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

Anyway, let's get statty:

This week, 27 people played
Most popular predicted results: Arsenal & Man City WINS (27/27)
Most disputed result: Sunderland vs Watford (7-11-9 split)

Highest odds: Josh Daniels 5104/1
Lowest odds: Feneley 917/1
Average odds: 2445/1

Best predictors: Loads - 5/10
Worst predictors: Nick Jones & My mother (2/10)
Average score: 3.85

Best predicted results: Arsenal & Man City WINS (27/27)
Worst predicted result: Newcastle WIN (0/27)

Swing: Hoolahan's equaliser for Norwich (25 disappointed)

Result that united literally the whole country and should be played on a projector at the UN over and over because it'll fo-sho lead to world peace: Leicester beating Chelsea. Congrats guys.

Everyone's results:

The leaderboard  (>2/3 available weeks; 11/16)

To this week's predos:

Chelsea vs Sunderland - CHELSEA (obviously. Hazard & Fabregas to shine)

Everton vs Leicester - DRAW

Man Utd vs Norwich  - MAN UTD

Southampton vs Spurs - DRAW

Stoke vs Crystal Palace - STOKE

WBA vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH

Newcastle vs Aston Villa - NEWCASTLE

Watford vs Liverpool - DRAW

Swansea vs West Ham - SWANSEA

Arsenal vs Man City - DRAW

Total odds to follow

Good luck guys.

MOURINHAHA