Monday, 22 September 2014

S4M6: Shafted late on

So this week was impressive in a 'well...didn't see that coming' way. A record 4 games where not a single one of us managed to correctly predict. Shambles. In fairness, at least from a personal perspective, if the games had finished at 80 minutes, I'd have done a whole lot better.

Specifically: Newcastle equalising, Southampton winning and Man City equalising. Also, Spurs lost in 74th minute. So no justice there. Obviously I meant "result at a suitably late time to cash out".

That said - the pain of the Man City equaliser was utterly overcome by the lush joy of the Chelsea twittersphere. One friend (particularly-gobby-chelsea-fan-type) got sent snapchat videos of the goal.  And replays. He told me to leave him alone 'cos he was hurting. Meh,

Also amusing, although somewhat expected these days, was the Man Utd second half implosion. Now, in all fairness, the second Leicester goal was a joke of a decision - however - that performance was Arsenal at St James' Park levels of incompetence (I should point out, also the victims of bent dodgy refereeing). I did get a tad excited with the Di Maria goal though, and Falcao's effort was also might sexy. So not all bad news.

In Man Utd related news, I'd like to share Doron's excitement in his predictions last week at being the highest scorer. That's what this game is all about - it's like the Make a Wish Foundation for shocking predictors. If you've been touched by this tale, and want to donate before Christmas (generously), then I accept cash, cheques, credit cards, stamps, postal orders, travellers cheques and assorted niknaks (rib'n'spicy obviously).

Too much chat. Let's get statty:

This week, 20 people played
The most popular predicted result: Everton WIN (20/20)
The most disputed result: Newcastle vs Hull (7-6-6 split)

Highest odds: Doron Salomon 7239/1
Lowest odds: Sam Ruback 1775/1
Average odds: 4924/1

Best predictor: Lawro & Joe Abbott (5/10)
Worst predictor: Steven Daniels & EuroClub Index (1/10)
Average score: 2.85/10

Best predicted result: Arsenal WIN (18/20)
Worst predicted results: West Ham, Leicester, WBA & Crystal Palace WINS (0/20)

Everyone's results:



Now to the leaderboard - >2/3 of weeks played gets you on here so it's 4/5 this week.


Bottom. Bloody bottom. For the first time ever. What in the name of Glenn Helder is going on there? Thankfully, Excel feels my pain and has ensured that for some reason, it doesn't put me bottom-bottom. As any good Scouser would say, next week's my week.

To those predictions:

Liverpool vs Everton - DRAW
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - MAN UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - DRAW
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

No odds just yet

Good luck guys!

15 comments:

Steven said...

Liverpool vs Everton - LIVERPOOL
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - DRAW
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea DRAW
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - DRAW

Paddypower odds 2665-1

Josh Gaon said...

Liverpool vs Everton - Draw
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - Chelsea
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - Draw
Hull vs Man City - Man City
Man Utd vs QPR - Man Utd
Southampton vs QPR - Southampton
Sunderland vs Swansea - Draw
Arsenal vs Spurs - Arsenal
WBA vs Burnley - Draw
Stoke vs Newcastle - Draw

Shanah tovah mate

Jonathan said...

Liverpool vs Everton - DRAW
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs QPR - DRAW
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - DRAW
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

Menachem said...

Liverpool vs Everton - Liverpool
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - Chelsea
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - Draw
Hull vs Man City - Man City
Man Utd vs West Ham - Man Utd
Southampton vs QPR - Saints
Sunderland vs Swansea - Swansea
Arsenal vs Spurs - Draw
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - Draw

Richard V said...

Liverpool vs Everton - Liverpool
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - Chelsea
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - Draw
Hull vs Man City - Man City
Man Utd vs West Ham - Man Utd
Southampton vs QPR - Southampton
Sunderland vs Swansea - Swansea
Arsenal vs Spurs - Arsenal
WBA vs Burnley - Draw
Stoke vs Newcastle - Stoke

Charlie R said...

Liverpool vs Everton - LIVERPOOL
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - MAN UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - DRAW
Arsenal vs Spurs - DRAW
WBA vs Burnley - WEST BROM
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

Feneley said...

So, mine and AFM's predictions didn't post last week - sorry, it was entirely my fault.

My predictions this week

Liverpool vs Everton - LIVERPOOL
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - DRAW
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - MAN UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - SUNDERLAND
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - WEST BROM
Stoke vs Newcastle - DRAW

For a safe 560/1

AFM

Liverpool vs Everton - EVERTON
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - MAN UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Spurs - SPURS (I literally don't know what to say)
WBA vs Burnley - BURNLEY
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

For a much more respectable 15,573/1

Doron said...

Liverpool vs Everton - EVERTON
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - DRAW
Hull vs Man City - CITY
Man Utd vs QPR - UNITED
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - DRAW
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

1632/1

Shana Tova!

Joshua Daniels said...

Liverpool vs Everton - Draw
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - Chelsea but very high scoring
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - draw
Hull vs Man City - Manchester City
Man Utd vs West Ham (we have already had united vs qpr) West Ham
Southampton vs QPR - Southampton
Sunderland vs Swansea - draw
Arsenal vs Spurs - Arsenal
WBA vs Burnley - Burnley
Stoke vs Newcastle - Newcastle

not quite sure why my odds are so high but 20080/1 on paddy power

David Dinkin said...

Liverpool vs Everton - LIVERPOOL
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - DRAW
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - MAN UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - DRAW
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - WEST BROM
Stoke vs Newcastle - DRAW

Will O'Doherty said...

Liverpool vs Everton - DRAW
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - CITY
Man Utd vs Whammers - UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Spurs - DRAW
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

Sam Ruback said...

Liverpool vs Everton - DRAW
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - CITY
Man Utd vs WEST HAM - MAN UTD
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - DRAW
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

960/1

Joe Abbott said...

Liverpool vs Everton - Liverpool
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - Chelsea
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - Draw
Hull vs Man City - Man City
Man Utd vs WEST HAM - Man Utd
Southampton vs QPR - Draw
Sunderland vs Swansea - Sunderland
Arsenal vs Spurs - Arsenal
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - Draw

David SIL said...

Liverpool vs Everton - DRAW
Chelsea vs Aston Villa - CHELSEA
Crystal Palace vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Hull vs Man City - MAN CITY
Man Utd vs West Ham - DRAW
Southampton vs QPR - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Swansea - SWANSEA
Arsenal vs Spurs - ARSENAL
WBA vs Burnley - WBA
Stoke vs Newcastle - STOKE

Unknown said...

Liverpool v Everton - L'pool
Chelsea v villa - Chelsea
Palace v Leicester - Leicester
Hull v man city - man city
Man utd v west ham - Man U
Southampton v qpr - saints
Sunderland v Swansea - Swansea
Arsenal v spuds - arsenal
West brom v burnley - draw
Stoke v Newcastle - draw