Thursday 6 December 2012

Matchday 16: You can't win if you're chasing the wrong problem

An appropriate quotation with which to start off this week's post, I feel. We are ~40% of the way through the season, and I think it's fair to say that very few clubs feel satisfied. WBA, Everton & Swansea are probably content with league position and are hoping to maintain form into 2013.West Ham too, at a push. But I'd argue that's it.

Fans of Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool appear to be in perpetual turmoil (some to greater degrees than others) - either because they feel they should be doing better because of the state of their rivals, or because of issues with the players, managers, boards and anyone else who can be scapegoated. Stoke and Fulham are probably par for the course and everyone else is either underperforming relative to expectations, or is in the worrisome position they expected to be in.

All of that leads to a feeling of dissatisfaction with Premier League football at the minute - last season was a classic, with some amazing matches, fantastic sub plots and drama until (literally) the last kick. Maybe it's just me, but it all seems a bit flat so far - we're still waiting for that spark to ignite.

I read something this week (context being has Wenger lost his powers) and I think it's relevant to the whole league. The last 15 years have seen sports science and the development of the professional game take a hold, to the extent that there really are 'no easy games' anymore. Teams are much fitter, and much more disciplined. This has probably raised the average quality of the league, but makes for a less thrilling spectacle, as contests now become a lot more tactical, or decided by individual errors - part and parcel of the game, but less visceral. In due course, sporting evolution will occur - it always does - and whoever makes that first leap will have a competitive advantage, but I just wonder if for now, all the team are too close in ability to generate sustained excitement.

Irrelevant really - come 3pm on Saturday, any philosophising will be over as the nerves and the emotion take over. For that's what it's all about, those 90 minutes, and the rest of all this is just finding a way to bide the time.

*UPDATE* Just seen the UEFA announcement re EURO2020 being held across Europe. That's just bloody stupid. Logistical nightmare for the fans, and how are they going to a) create a sense of occasion and b) decide who gets the important games? As I asked on twitter, is a lobotomy a prerequisite to work for UEFA?

Metaphorical slap across the jowls, let's get statty.


This week, 17 people played.
Most popular predicted result: Arsenal WIN (17/17)
Most disputed result: QPR vs Aston Villa (5-8-4 split)

Longest odds: Josh Daniels 5794/1
Shortest odds: Me 937/1
Average odds: 2893/1

Best predictor: Yanik Joshi (7/10)
Worst predictor: Jonathan Chernick (2/10)
Average score: 4/10

Best predicted result: Man Utd WIN (16/17)
Worst predicted results:  West Ham & Swansea WINS (0/16)

Villain of the week: No scores high enough to count unfortunately. Ideas on how to change criterion gratefully accepted.

Everyone's results:


To the leaderboard (which I have yet to receive any offers of sponsorship for...great opportunities for businesses, birthday presents etc...). The >2/3 of games rule means to qualify, you have to have played 11/15 weeks.


Statman's fall from grace continues as 2 of the 3 "professional" models now make up the top of the table. Yanik & I the big winners, with 3 strata beginning to form. Still plenty of weeks to change that, although I feel it unlikely that I'll finish above Lawro this season. A chilling thought.

My predictions for this week as as follows:

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - ASTON VILLA
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - QPR
Man City vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Everton vs Spurs - DRAW
West Ham vs Liverpool - DRAW
Fulham vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE

Total odds: 8901/1 (PaddyPower)

Good luck guys, see you next week with some results




13 comments:

Tarek said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - DRAW
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - DRAW
Man City vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Everton vs Spurs - DRAW
West Ham vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM

Steven said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - DRAW
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - DRAW
Wigan vs QPR - WIGAN
Man City vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Everton vs Spurs - DRAW
West Ham vs Liverpool - WEST hAM
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM

Total odds: 8126/1 (PaddyPower)

Statman is back with avengence!!!!!

Feneley said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - DRAW
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - WIGAN
Man City vs Man Utd - DRAW
Everton vs Spurs - DRAW
West Ham vs Liverpool - WEST HAM
Fulham vs Newcastle - DRAW

7717/1 on MJ

Yanik said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - ASTON VILLA
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - QPR
Man City vs Man Utd - DRAW
Everton vs Spurs - EVERTON
West Ham vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM

Josh Daniels said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - STOKE
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - DRAW
Wigan vs QPR - WIGAN
Man City vs Man Utd - CITY
Everton vs Spurs - SPURS
West Ham vs Liverpool - WEST HAM
Fulham vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE

odds of 12153.69/1

Josh Gaon said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - Draw
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - Wigan
Man City vs Man Utd - Draw
Everton vs Spurs - Everton
West Ham vs Liverpool - DRAW
Fulham vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE

Nick said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL (i must be nuts)
Aston Villa vs Stoke - ASTON VILLA
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANS
Wigan vs QPR - DRAW
Man City vs Man Utd - DRAW
Everton vs Spurs - EVERTON
West Ham vs Liverpool - DRAW
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM

Also, maybe you can remind us of the villain of the week criteria, so that we can suggest alterations?

Menachem said...

Arsenal vs WBA - Draw
Aston Villa vs Stoke - Stoke
Southampton vs Reading - Southamption
Sunderland vs Chelsea - Chelsea
Swansea vs Norwich - Swansea
Wigan vs QPR - Wigan
Man City vs Man Utd - Draw
Everton vs Spurs - Everton
West Ham vs Liverpool - West Ham
Fulham vs Newcastle - Draw

Richard V said...

Arsenal vs WBA - Arsenal
Aston Villa vs Stoke - Stoke
Southampton vs Reading - Southamption
Sunderland vs Chelsea - Chelsea
Swansea vs Norwich - Swansea
Wigan vs QPR - Wigan
Man City vs Man Utd - Man Utd
Everton vs Spurs - Spurs
West Ham vs Liverpool - Draw
Fulham vs Newcastle - Draw

Jonathan said...

Arsenal vs WBA - DRAW
Aston Villa vs Stoke - DRAW
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - Wigan
Man City vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Everton vs Spurs - DRAW
West Ham vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM

Odds (PaddyPower): 9174.17-1

Sam Ruback said...

Arsenal vs WBA - ARSENAL
Aston Villa vs Stoke - ASTON VILLA
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - DRAW
Man City vs Man Utd - MAN CITY
Everton vs Spurs - EVERTON
West Ham vs Liverpool - WEST HAM
Fulham vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE

4609/1

Doron said...

Arsenal vs WBA - DRAW
Aston Villa vs Stoke - VILLA
Southampton vs Reading - SOUTHAMPTON
Sunderland vs Chelsea - SUNDERLAND
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - WIGAN
Man City vs Man Utd - DRAW
Everton vs Spurs - EVERTON
West Ham vs Liverpool - WEST HAM
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM

16134/1

(Also, what about Tuesday night's game?)

Ryan Wain said...

Arsenal vs WBA - DRAW
Aston Villa vs Stoke - ASTON VILLA
Southampton vs Reading - READING
Sunderland vs Chelsea - DRAW
Swansea vs Norwich - SWANSEA
Wigan vs QPR - WIGAN
Man City vs Man Utd - MAN CITY
Everton vs Spurs - DRAW
West Ham vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Fulham vs Newcastle - FULHAM