Matchday 23: It's getting a bit cold for football...

I really hate winter. It's one of the main reasons why I gave up Sunday league football, and I'm reasonably sure that the British climate has contributed to my frequently grumpy nature. Others get off on the crunch of fresh snow under foot - give me scorching heat any day of the week.

Put it this way - it's definitely snood weather (and my snood predates that of Nasri, Berbatov etc by about 4 years. It's fleecy and awesome and I don't care who knows it). However, if someone offered me £30k pw (squad player - I know my limits...), I'd probably huddle under a blanket on the bench and pray that I wasn't called upon.

In other words, do an Arshavin.

Midweek predictions as follows:

Swansea vs Chelsea - DRAW

Wolves vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOOL

Spurs vs Wigan - SPURS

Man Utd vs Stoke - MAN UTD

Everton vs Man City - DRAW

Aston Villa vs QPR -DRAW

Blackburn vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE

Sunderland vs Norwich - SUNDERLAND

Bolton vs Arsenal - ARSENAL

Fulham vs WBA - FULHAM

Total odds: 1832/1 with Paddypower

Good luck, predos in the comments below as per usual