Friday 17 September 2021

S11M5: It's happened again

Retrospective blogging:

In the famous words of Ned Flanders, let's get it on.

Obviously we're now 1.5 matchdays in arrears which means you'll no doubt have been unable to enjoy the football this weekend whilst you are in need of my tepid takes.

I would beg forgiveness but I've just spent 10 days doing that (niche, know your audience) so soz, wait until next season.

The early kick off saw Arsenal titan Paddy V batter the North London Cockerels 15-0 or something. Just like old times. New titan PEA then battered the DeliaSmiths from a yard out to kickstart something special. 35 games. 35 wins. You read it here first.

Graham Potter - linked with the Spurs job over the summer showed his skill in getting Brighton the first away win at the new Griffin Park. Away wins continued with the Mahrez grudge match going the way of his current employers.

THE soap opera of the weekend was the return of sex criminal Club Legend Cristiano Ronaldo to Old Trafford where he was watched on from the Directors Box by Sex Criminal Club Legend Ryan Giggs. A redebut brace left his fans wanting more which was conveniently the gist of the gurner's letter to his lawyer in the US legal proceedings. Close to the mark perhaps - but as someone who was unaware of the details of the episode until very recently, I think it's probably worth the oxygen of publicity now (Tough read).

Moving on, Southampton & West Ham bored everyone to tears. Wolves finally got the W they deserved, Chelsea & Liverpool both got easy wins and lastly, on Monday night, Everton held off a Burnley side who have really got out of bed on the wrong side this season so far.

Norwich & Burnley to go own already?!?!?

Let's get statty:

This week, 18 people played
Most popular predicted result: Man Utd WIN (18/18)
Most disputed prediction: Brentford vs Brighton (8-6-4 split respectively)

Highest odds: Aron Kleiman (1738/1)
Lowest odds: Josh Daniels (1403/1
Average odds: 1681/1

Best Predictor: Joe Abbott & Nathan Daniels (8/10)
Worst Predictors: Jospeh Matcha & Raffi Kleiman (4/10)
Average score: 6.11/10

Best predicted result: Man Utd WIN (18/18)
Worst predicted result: Crystal Palace WIN (1/18 - well done Dr NJSPTC) 

Everyone's results:




Leaderboard (>2/3 matchdays; 3/4)


This week's predictions


Good Luck all!

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