Thursday 14 April 2016

S5: Merry month of April Megapost

Hello everyone.

You'll all be glad to know that there's no chat this week.

I'll give you the results & stats from the last PL matchday & FA Cup round, and then all of the fixtures for April so at least they're posted and ready to be predicted on.

Basically, someone's been really selfish and decided to get married in the middle of the football season. However, that's common-selfish - you just miss one or 2 games. But this is special-selfish - it's in the USofA. Admittedly, they are both 'merican, so that's both 1) justfiable and 2) they have no idea football exists (or this blog for that matter) but still...

So that's me out of commission for a week because apparently America doesn't yet have internet access. Serves you guys right for revolting. Anyway, the bright minds here at Impossibilitee towers thought that as we're already going halfway around the world, we might as well make a holiday of it and before you know it - bang, there goes April. Your intrepid correspondent has learnt from previous holidays (see the Croatia fiasco in Season 1) and so now plans in advance for blog shizzle. So, fixtures will be up already, I'll try to update FB/email/Twitter/Whatsapp reminders as per usual, but otherwise all pitch in and help each other...no man is an island type stuff.

The benefit to this is that I'm trying to persuade Mrs Impossibilitee to see this:


Massive results catch-up to follow on my return...

Let's get statty:

Matchday 31:

This week, 26 people played

Most popular predicted result: Swansea WIN (25/26)
Most disputed result: Chelsea vs West Ham (8-9-9 split - you'd take that eh, Hammers)

Highest odds:  Zoe Daniels 46046/1
Lowest odds: Josh Daniels 5951/1 - He was the outlier this time
Average odds: 20875/1

Best predictors: 5 of you (6/10)
Worst predictor: Brad Allix - 2/10
Average score: 4.27/10

Best predicted result: Swansea WIN (25/26)
Worst predicted result: Norwich WIN (1/26) - AFM spots it again...

Swing: Fabregas's late penalty equaliser unfairly punished 9 of us.

Everyone's results:


Leaderboard (>2/3; 21/30)


FA Cup results to follow as QF are incomplete.

OK - Time for all the predos. I'll put the date of the 1st match next to them so you can set yourself reminders to do them too...

Matchday 32 - April 2

Aston Villa vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Arsenal vs Watford - ARSENAL
Bournemouth vs Man City - DRAW
Norwich vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE
Stoke vs Swansea - STOKE
Sunderland vs WBA - DRAW
West Ham vs Crystal Palace - WEST HAM
Liverpool vs Spurs - SPURS
Leicester vs Southampton - DRAW
Man Utd vs Everton - MAN UTD

Matchday 33 - April 9

West Ham vs Arsenal - DRAW
Aston Villa vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH
Crystal Palace vs Norwich - CRYSTAL PALACE
Southampton vs Newcastle - SOUTHAMPTON
Swansea vs Chelsea - SWANSEA
Watford vs Everton - WATFORD
Man City vs WBA - MAN CITY
Sunderland vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Liverpool vs Stoke - LIVERPOOL
Spurs vs Man Utd - DRAW

Matchday 34 - April 16

Norwich vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - DRAW
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS 

EDIT 13/04/16

Matchday 35 - April 23

Aston Villa vs Southampton
Bournemouth vs Chelsea
Liverpool vs Newcastle
Man City vs Stoke 
Sunderland vs Arsenal
West Ham vs Crystal Palace
Leicester vs Swansea
Spurs vs WBA

FA Cup Semi Finals - April 23

Everton vs Man United - EVERTON 
Crystal Palace vs Watford - WATFORD

Edit 14/04/16 (here's to a replay from the 80s not the 90s)

Matchday 36 - April 30

Swansea vs Liverpool
Everton vs Bournemouth
Newcastle vs Crystal Palace
Stoke vs Sunderland
Watford vs Aston Villa
WBA vs West Ham
Arsenal vs Norwich
Man Utd vs Leicester
Southampton vs Man City
Chelsea vs Spurs

Good luck guys - and remember to remind each other :D See you in May

18 comments:

Steven said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - NORWICH
Everton vs Southampton - SOUTHAMPTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - SWANSEA
WBA vs Watford - WEST BROM
Chelsea vs Man City - CHELSEA
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

Paddypower odds 1720/1
Min 1054/1
Max 3,444,431/1

RDM


Norwich vs Sunderland - SUNDERLAND
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - DRAW
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - DRAW

Paddypower odds 4482/1

David Silverman said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - SWANSEA
WBA vs Watford - WBA
Chelsea vs Man City - DRAW
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - STOKE

Unknown said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - S'LAND
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - DRAW
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - CHELSEA
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

Eli Daniels said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Southampton - SAINTS
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - SWANSEA
WBA vs Watford - WBA
Chelsea vs Man City - CHELSEA
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

David Brickman said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Southampton - DRAW
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - DRAW
Chelsea vs Man City - DRAW
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - DRAW
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - DRAW

Tarek said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - SUNDERLAND
Everton vs Southampton - DRAW
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - DRAW
Leicester vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

Menachem said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - Norwich
Everton vs Southampton - Everton
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - Man Utd
Newcastle vs Swansea - Swansea
WBA vs Watford - Draw
Chelsea vs Man City - Draw (not sure if this is out of hope or expectation)
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - Liverpool
Leicester vs West Ham - Leicester
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - Arsenal
Stoke vs Spurs - Spurs

Dagmar said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - Draw
Everton vs Southampton - Draw
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - Man U
Newcastle vs Swansea - Swansea
WBA vs Watford - West Brom
Chelsea vs Man City - Man City
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - Liverpool
Leicester vs West Ham - Leicester
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - Arsenal
Stoke vs Spurs - Spurs

Joe Abbott said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - Sunderland
Everton vs Southampton - Everton
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - Man Utd
Newcastle vs Swansea - Newcastle
WBA vs Watford - WBA
Chelsea vs Man City - Draw
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - Draw
Leicester vs West Ham - West Ham
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - Arsenal
Stoke vs Spurs - Spurs

David Dinkin said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - NORWICH
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - DRAW
Chelsea vs Man City - DRAW
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - DRAW

Sam Ruback said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - DRAW
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - STOKE

Josh Daniels said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - Norwich
Everton vs Southampton - Draw
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - Newcastle
WBA vs Watford - Draw
Chelsea vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - Bournemouth
Leicester vs West Ham - West Ham
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

6215/1

Feneley said...

AF

Norwich vs Sunderland - NORWICH
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - DRAW
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - BOURNEMOUTH
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

3149/1

AFM

Norwich vs Sunderland - SUNDERLAND
Everton vs Southampton - EVERTON
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - ASTON VILLA
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - WATFORD
Chelsea vs Man City - CHELSEA
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - BOURNEMOUTH
Leicester vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - STOKE

215,121/1

Will O'Doherty said...

Norwich vs Sunderland - NORWICH
Everton vs Southampton - SAINTS
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - DRAW
Chelsea vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - WHAM
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - SPURS

Nick jones said...

First attempt failed

Norwich vs Sunderland - Sunderland
Everton vs Southampton - southampton
Man Utd vs Aston Villa - MAN UTD
Newcastle vs Swansea - NEWCASTLE
WBA vs Watford - DRAW
Chelsea vs Man City - Man City
Bournemouth vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL
Leicester vs West Ham - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace - ARSENAL
Stoke vs Spurs - Spurs

Joe Abbott said...

Aston Villa vs Southampton - Southampton
Bournemouth vs Chelsea - Chelsea
Liverpool vs Newcastle - Liverpool
Man City vs Stoke - Man City
Sunderland vs Arsenal - Arsenal
West Ham vs Crystal Palace - West Ham
Leicester vs Swansea - Leicester
Spurs vs WBA - Spurs

FA Cup Semi Finals - April 23

Everton vs Man United - Man Utd
Crystal Palace vs Watford - Crystal Palace

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Unknown said...

Aston Villa vs Southampton - Southampton
Bournemouth vs Chelsea - Chelsea
Liverpool vs Newcastle - Liverpool
Man City vs Stoke - Man City
Sunderland vs Arsenal - Draw
West Ham vs Crystal Palace - West Ham
Leicester vs Swansea - Draw
Spurs vs WBA - Spurs

FA Cup Semi Finals - April 23

Everton vs Man United - Man Utd
Crystal Palace vs Watford - Watford