S5: Merry Month of April Super Mega Post

Hello everyone.

You'll all be glad to know that there's no chat this week.

I'll give you the results & stats from the last PL matchday & FA Cup round, and then all of the fixtures for April so at least they're posted and ready to be predicted on.

Basically, someone's been really selfish and decided to get married in the middle of the football season. However, that's common-selfish - you just miss one or 2 games. But this is special-selfish - it's in the USofA. Admittedly, they are both 'merican, so that's both 1) justfiable and 2) they have no idea football exists (or this blog for that matter) but still...

So that's me out of commission for a week because apparently America doesn't yet have internet access. Serves you guys right for revolting. Anyway, the bright minds here at Impossibilitee towers thought that as we're already going halfway around the world, we might as well make a holiday of it and before you know it - bang, there goes April. Your intrepid correspondent has learnt from previous holidays (see the Croatia fiasco in Season 1) and so now plans in advance for blog shizzle. So, fixtures will be up already, I'll try to update FB/email/Twitter/Whatsapp reminders as per usual, but otherwise all pitch in and help each other...no man is an island type stuff.

The benefit to this is that I'm trying to persuade Mrs Impossibilitee to see this:

Massive results catch-up to follow on my return...

Let's get statty:

Matchday 31:

This week, 26 people played

Most popular predicted result: Swansea WIN (25/26)

Most disputed result: Chelsea vs West Ham (8-9-9 split - you'd take that eh, Hammers)

Highest odds:  Zoe Daniels 46046/1

Lowest odds: Josh Daniels 5951/1 - He was the outlier this time

Average odds: 20875/1

Best predictors: 5 of you (6/10)

Worst predictor: Brad Allix - 2/10

Average score: 4.27/10

Best predicted result: Swansea WIN (25/26)

Worst predicted result: Norwich WIN (1/26) - AFM spots it again...

Swing: Fabregas's late penalty equaliser unfairly punished 9 of us.

Everyone's results:

Leaderboard (>2/3; 21/30)

FA Cup results to follow as QF are incomplete.

OK - Time for all the predos. I'll put the date of the 1st match next to them so you can set yourself reminders to do them too...

Matchday 32 - April 2

Aston Villa vs Chelsea - CHELSEA

Arsenal vs Watford - ARSENAL

Bournemouth vs Man City - DRAW

Norwich vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE

Stoke vs Swansea - STOKE

Sunderland vs WBA - DRAW

West Ham vs Crystal Palace - WEST HAM

Liverpool vs Spurs - SPURS

Leicester vs Southampton - DRAW

Man Utd vs Everton - MAN UTD

Matchday 33 - April 9

West Ham vs Arsenal - DRAW

Aston Villa vs Bournemouth - BOURNEMOUTH

Crystal Palace vs Norwich - CRYSTAL PALACE

Southampton vs Newcastle - SOUTHAMPTON

Swansea vs Chelsea - SWANSEA

Watford vs Everton - WATFORD

Man City vs WBA - MAN CITY

Sunderland vs Leicester - LEICESTER

Liverpool vs Stoke - LIVERPOOL

Spurs vs Man Utd - DRAW

Matchday 34 - April 16

Norwich vs Sunderland

Everton vs Southampton

Man Utd vs Aston Villa

Newcastle vs Swansea

WBA vs Watford

Chelsea vs Man City

Bournemouth vs Liverpool

Leicester vs West Ham

Arsenal vs Crystal Palace

Stoke vs Spurs

Matchday 35 - April 23

Aston Villa vs Southampton

Bournemouth vs Chelsea

Liverpool vs Newcastle

Man City vs Stoke 

Sunderland vs Arsenal

West Ham vs Crystal Palace

Leicester vs Swansea

Spurs vs WBA

FA Cup Semi Finals - April 23

Everton vs West Ham/Man United

Crystal Palace vs Watford

Matchday 36 - April 30

Swansea vs Liverpool

Everton vs Bournemouth

Newcastle vs Crystal Palace

Stoke vs Sunderland

Watford vs Aston Villa

WBA vs West Ham

Arsenal vs Norwich

Man Utd vs Leicester

Southampton vs Man City

Chelsea vs Spurs

Good luck guys - and remember to remind each other :D See you in May