Wednesday, 27 March 2019

S8M32: It's all to play for

Well this has been quite the little break...

FA Cup week meant that we had no league game due to <2/3 fixtures. Which in fairness, I'd forgotten about, but just about got the message out in time to those who needed it. Then a 2 week international break - not entirely sure why we're having qualifiers already for a tournament that the entire continent have qualified for but there you go.

Anyway, in time honoured fashion, I'm not going to rehash the football from weeks ago so we are where we are, which is really where we were so that's good.

And, this time, I remembered to collect the appropriate results in advance and so gold star and a pat on the back for me.

Let's get statty:

This week, 20 people played
Most popular predicted results: Man City & Liverpool WINS (20/20)
Most disputed result: Arsenal vs Man Utd (8-5-7 split)

Highest odds: Doron Salomon (576/1)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (415/1)
Average odds: 496/1

Best predictors: 4 of you (6/10)
Worst predictors: 4 of us (6/10)
Average score: 4.45/10

Best predicted results: Man City & Liverpool WINS (20/20)
Worst predicted results: Southampton & Brighton WINS (0/20)

Everyone's scores:


Leaderboard (>2/3; 21/31)


This week's predos:

Fulham vs Man City - MAN CITY
Brighton vs Southampton - SOUTHAMPTON
Burnley vs Wolves - WOLVES
Crystal Palace v Huddersfield - CRYSTAL PALACE
Leicester vs Bournemouth - LEICESTER
Man Utd vs Watford - MAN UTD
West Ham vs Everton - DRAW
Cardiff vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Liverpool vs Spurs - LIVERPOOL
Arsenal vs Newcastle - ARSENAL

Good luck guys


Thursday, 7 March 2019

S8M30: VARy Controversial

There is a significant dichotomy seen this week between the present & the future of football, and it's fair to say that it's potentially schismatic. As such, not going to do the usual cursory mention of each game and actually do a bit of a polemic.

The weekend kicked off with the North London Derby - and whilst I'd usually talk about the football, I'm going to focus on the officiating process. The controversies are well enumerated by now - the fouls, the offside and the penalties. It's not to say Taylor is incompetent  - but that fallibility is inevitable, and as sports science increases the pace of the game, and technology increases the scrutiny during the game for a TV audience, and after for everyone, it de facto changes the game. The fear of error is psychologically crippling - we know this is general, and more so in high stress situations. The elite level is probably protected to this by some degree due to natural resilience and training, but you can never fully control for it.

As seen in other sports, using technology to assist is both inevitable and also invigorating - if done correctly. Does anyone find the use of Hawkeye in tennis or cricket ruins the flow of the game? Does the try get less celebrated in rugby as a result of the TMO review? Not that it's identical, or specifically transferable, but even in football, the Luddite complaints about the introduction of Goal-line technology a few years ago have disappeared as it becomes clear that this is a system that works well and ADDS to the game - no more feelings of having been "cheated". Ultimately, that's the crux of the matter. Football is a low scoring sport, so goals matter. Decisions matter. To return to the NLD - all reffing decisions given correctly and Arsenal leave 1 point behind Spurs with momentum and the easier run in - a 4 point swing that is potentially the difference between CL and EL football next year, and arguably, given the financial implications the trajectories of the 2 clubs in the medium term - would Poch, Eriksen, Alderweireld etc stick around at a club back in the EL with a new stadium debt that went £500m over budget? Lots of hypotheticals there - but correct decisions matter.

However, so does stadium experience and the flow of the game. Football doesn't have the same stop-start nature of other sports. You can't play on and pull the game back for a minor infraction earlier on. For what it's worth, I think the rugby union reviews that can look for foul play several phases back goes too far - if it's not directly impacting on the event, then we're into the realms of the Butterfly Effect and that's too subjective. I've only ever seen one VAR review live and that was also in a NLD, earlier this year in the Carabao Cup, and it was a shambles. You don't want to deflate the organic emotional build up as the game ebbs and flows. So the system needs reviewing, and whilst the principles in practice work (ie natural stoppages only - penalties, red cards, goals etc), the process doesn't.

Let's wander to the CL this week, and to the 90th minute penalty awarded against PSG that led to Man Utd qualifying at the death. It doesn't really matter whether you think it was or wasn't a penalty. It falls squarely into the "seen them given" camp, but there's a strong argument, and one I'm inclined to agree with, that it's a non-intentional handball from a short space where the ball rockets into his arm in a natural position given his body position. As I said though, irrelevant.

The ref gave a corner. Man Utd went over to take their corner. Someone had a word in the refs ear and he trotted off to look at the monitor for a couple of minutes before awarding the penalty. Absolute pandemonium. Fans have no idea what's going on. Imagine being a PSG fan and watching your side eliminated with no idea why. It's not good enough, and it's certainly not good enough for the marginals.

So here's my VAR Charter:

  • Used only for game-changing stoppage events - Already the case 
  • On-field decision can only be overturned in the case of clear and obvious error - theoretically the case - not in practice as huge subjectivity
  • Clarification of how VAR can be instigated - player request? On-pitch official bringing new information? Off-pitch official reviewing footage in real time?
  • Communication of decision - Learn from the NFL here. If it's a clear & obvious error, then show the video on the screen. Or have someone with a mike explain "Penalty awarded to Manchester United for Handball" - "Goal ruled out for offside" etc. Rugby also do this well - The decision and reason are communicated with hand signals and the ref/TMO are miked up for TV audience. Tennis and Cricket show the images (although rely on objective rather than subjective review, as the umpires submit their authority temporarily to Hawkeye)
  • Timeframe for review - I would state that you can only look at events immediately preceding (say 5 seconds). Football is a complex sport and therefore needs a hard line on when to review
I'd wager that implementation of all of these points would remove much of the fury around VAR and improve the game. Point 4 especially - I'd be all for miking up refs/assistant referees as standard, which would have the knock on effects of 1) reducing dissent and 2) shedding light on how officials work. I'd also be up for routine video review after games and punishing serious infractions regardless of referee's decision and technology to help with offsides (ie GPS in front 2 studs of a boot - immediately gives objective data) - whilst simplifying many rules - offside = offisde (none of this not-interfering with play to go all Clough).

Football is a beautifully simple game but it's also much more than a game these days, and all stakeholders have a right to accuracy and fairness, as well as a purity to letting the players do the talking, rather than the pundits.


Let's get statty:

This week, 17 people played
Most popular predicted result: Man Utd WIN (17/17)
Most disputed predicted result: Watford vs Leicester (5-5-7 split respectively)

Highest odds: Steven Daniels (750/1)
Lowest odds:  Doron Salomon (533/1)
Average odds: 642/1

Best predictor: Joe Abbott (8/10)
Worst predictor: Andrew Feneley (4/10)
Average score: 5.94/10

Best predicted result: Man Utd WIN (17/17)
Worst predicted result: Crystal Palace WIN & Everton vs Liverpool DRAW (2/17)

Everyone's results:



Leaderboard (>2/3; 20/29)



To this week's predos:

Crystal Palace vs Brighton - CRYSTAL PALACE
Cardiff vs West Ham - WEST HAM
Huddersfield vs Bournemouth - DRAW
Leicester vs Fulham - LEICESTER
Newcastle vs Everton - DRAW
Southampton vs Spurs - SPURS
Man City vs Watford - MAN CITY
Liverpool vs Burnley - LIVERPOOL
Chelsea vs Wolves - CHELSEA
Arsenal vs Man Utd - DRAW

Good luck guys

Thursday, 28 February 2019

S8M29: Contraction

2 games in a week eh, AND a blog out on time. This is a bizarre level of efficiency that for sure won't last.

Let's briefly recap.

The weekend was the truncated weekend due to the League Cup final. Let's start there even though it's not really relevant. Specifically with Kepagate. Thoroughly enjoyable stuff, utterly unique and only the slightly bit mad. Then obviously, not saving the penalty from Aguero which he really should have...lovely. There were some other delicious penalties too - Hazard is frankly superhuman to be able to dribble so skilfully whilst weighed down by his ferrous appendages.  The Sterling pen was also all about the #narrative so good things all round.

In terms of the Premier League, 2 Friday night games had bags of goals. with Watford and West Ham running rampant. Then Burnley turned Spurs over, the Geordie revival gathered momentum with the addition of Almiron and Palace beat Leicester handsomely in a statistical anomaly. Bournemouth & Wolves played out a draw on the South coast. Arsenal beat Southampton relatively comfortably whilst Man Utd & Liverpool also held each other to a stalemate, noticeable mainly for the vast quantities of medical supplies used. No need for the moulage this week from the medical crews at Old Trafford.

Then in midweek, the fun continued for Newcastle, and Everton got back to winning ways, consigning Cardiff to yet more misery. They're done. Huddersfield are too, but beat Wolves for the 2nd time this season - 43% of their points have come from beating the Boys from the Black Country. Leicester, having changed their manager in the interval, got Brodge off to a good start, beating Brighton. Arsenal & Liverpool won handsomely, whilst Man Utd and Southampton registered comfortable wins against Palace and Fulham respectively. Man City only won by the single goal - wastefully apparently and we'll finish, as we started with Chelsea, who won a huge game at the Bridge against Spurs, with a potential goal of the season contender from Trippier. Tekkers that Thierry would have been proud of at his peak.

Let's get statty:

Matchday 27:

19 people played
Most popular predicted result: Arsenal WIN (19/19)
Most disputed result: Man Utd vs Liverpool (5-9-5 split)

Highest/Lowest/Average odds: 317/1 (Doron)

Best predictors: Tarek & I (7.5/10 pro-rata)
Worst predictors: 5 of you (3.75/10 pro-rata)

Best predicted result: Arsenal WIN (19/19)
Worst predicted result: Burnley WIN (0/19)

Matchday 28:

23 people played
Most popular predicted result: Liverpool WIN (23/23)
Most disputed result: Cardiff vs Everton (4-5-14 split)

Highest odds: Steven Daniels 1358/1
Lowest odds: Doron 943/1
Average odds: 1151/1

Best predictor: EuroClub Index (9/10)
Worst predictor: David Graniewitz (3/10)

Best predicted result: Liverpool WIN (23/23)
Worst predicted result: Huddersfield WIN (0/23)

Everyone's results:


Leaderboard (>2/3; 19/28



To this week's predos:

Spurs vs Arsenal - DRAW
Bournemouth vs Man City - MAN CITY
Brighton vs Huddersfield - DRAW
Burnley vs Crystal Palace - BURNLEY
Man Utd vs Southampton - MAN UTD
Wolves vs Cardiff - WOLVES
West Ham vs Newcastle - NEWCASTLE
Watford vs Leicester - LEICESTER
Fulham vs Chelsea - CHELSEA
Everton vs Liverpool - LIVERPOOL

Good luck guys

Tuesday, 26 February 2019

S8M28: Doubled Up

For the second time as it didn't save.
Late because I forgot
#audittrail
Cardiff vs Everton - CARDIFF
Huddersfield vs Wolves- WOLVES
Leicester vs Brighton - LEICESTER
Newcastle vs Burnley - NEWCASTLE
Arsenal vs Bournemouth - ARSENAL
Southampton vs Fulham- DRAW
Crystal Palace vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Chelsea vs Spurs - DRAW
Liverpool vs Watford - LIVERPOOL
Man City vs West Ham - MAN CITY
Good luck guys

Thursday, 21 February 2019

S8M27: Vertical play

So, we are into the final third of the season, and it's pretty finely balanced. Several micro battles still ongoing, managerial drama and chaos in the Premier League boardroom.

As ever, I'm not gonna rehash 2 week old games...shame 'cos we could all enjoy a laugh at Chelsea...

Let's get statty:

This week, 22 people played - sorry ECI (again)
Most popular predicted results: Man Utd, Arsenal & Liverpool WINS (22/22)
Most disputed prediction: Crystal Palace vs West Ham (12-9-1 split)

Highest odds: Doron Salomon (484/1)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (413/1)
Average odds: 449/1

Best predictor: Lawro (8/10)
Worst predictors: Joseph Machta & Tarek Najm (4/10)
Average score: 5.7/10

Best predicted results: Man Utd, Arsenal & Liverpool WINS (22/22)
Worst predicted result: Cardiff WIN (0/22)

Everyone's results:


To the leaderboard, (>2/3 games; 18/26)


It should be noted that my repetitive failure to note the ECI predos down in time might actually affect the title race this season, so if anyone knows how I can see old cached internet pages, I'll try to put it right...

This week's predos:

Cardiff vs Watford - WATFORD
West Ham vs Fulham - WEST HAM
Burnley vs Spurs - SPURS
Bournemouth vs Wolves - DRAW
Newcastle vs Huddersfield - NEWCASTLE
Leicester vs Crystal Palace - LEICESTER
Arsenal vs Southampton - ARSENAL
Man Utd vs Liverpool - DRAW

Remember this one is the pro-rata adjusted week


Thursday, 14 February 2019

FA Cup 2019: Round 5

Philosophical question for you this week: Is the Arsene Wenger Invitational Cup even a trophy anymore without his presence?

Let's get statty:
This week, 7 people played. I'm presuming Joe Abbott doesn't want to join in a round late so have discounted him...

Most popular predicted results: 6 results (6/6). Devilish
Most dispiuted results: Brighton vs WBA (3/6)

Best predictors: Me & Doron (11/16)
Worst predictor: Joe Machta (8/16)

Everyone's results:


This week's predos:

QPR vs Watford - WATFORD
Brighton vs Derby - DERBY
AFC Wimbledon vs Millwall - WIMBLEDON
Newport vs Man City - MAN CITY
Bristol City vs Wolves - WOLVES
Doncaster vs Crystal Palace - CRYSTAL PALACE
Swansea vs Brentford - SWANSEA
Chelsea vs Man Utd - MAN UTD

Good luck guys.

Wednesday, 6 February 2019

S8M26: Rejuvenate

Since the advent of football in 1992, there's been some competition amongst fan groups as to who claims the title of  the "Henson Award" given to the Biggest Muppets. Fanrisebases have waxed and waned, although there have been perennial challengers as well as intermittent runners. Liverpool are one such frequent competitor. It's not their fault of course - they were big dogs prior to the first ever game of football, and have somewhat fallen away since, short of 2 magical seasons that fell just short.  The thing was, they could always be relied on to perform a preemptive poultry census which more often than not, left them Ovum in Faciem. Ornithological. This year seemed different. This year, they were wiser and more tactically adept. Less brio away from Anfield, and less hubris from the fans. Whilst City stumbled, the message discipline from the Boot Room & the Kop remained. Forget the bookies - we're still the plucky underdogs waiting for the Moss Side/Emirati posse to come back into form and regain the lead.

Fair play to them. Hasn't made a damned bit of difference. City's stumbles seem to have passed, whilst Liverpool have hit a stickier patch. The lead is now only theoretical. City have top spot, although having played a game more. The pressure is well and truly only.

Neighbours Man Utd have also hit form and now hold 5th spot - an achievement given where they were a few weeks ago. Spurs are grinding the results out without their attacking talent, whilst Chelsea's blip may well have ended. Arsenal are now 6th, 3 points off 4th and this mini-battle will likely run on for a while yet.

I'll gloss over mid-table as usual because what's the point, but going further down, Newcastle & Southampton have had their form rewarded with a rise up the table. Cardiff & Burnley to be honest need to pick it up soon or risk being left behind.

Let's get statty:

This week, 21 people played
Most popular predicted results: Chelsea & Liverpool WINS (21/21)
Most disputed predicted result: Brighton vs Watford (7-7-7 split)

Highest odds: Doron 1283/1
Lowest odds: Steven D 847/1
Average odds: 1065/1

Best predictor: Gaj (7/10)
Worst predictor: Lawro (2/10)
Average score: 4.71/10

Best predicted result: Chelsea WIN (21/21)
Worst predicted result: West Ham vs Liverpool (0/21)

Everyone's scores:


Leaderboard (>2/3; 17/25)



This week's predos:

Fulham vs Man Utd - MAN UTD
Crystal Palace vs West Ham - CRYSTAL PALACE
Huddersfield vs Arsenal - ARSENAL
Liverpool vs Bournemouth - LIVERPOOL
Southampton vs Cardiff - SOUTHAMPTON
Watford vs Everton - WATFORD
Brighton vs Burnley  - BRIGHTON
Spurs vs Leicester - SPURS
Man City vs Chelsea - MAN CITY
Wolves vs Newcastle - WOLVES

Good luck guys