Friday, 6 February 2026

S15M25: Oh Petal

February has made me shiver. Bloody freezing. Do I love it? I do not. That was more Dr Seuss than Kevin Keegan. I also do not enjoy the Dr's work. Irritating things to read. Fairweather Impossibilitist Joseph Machta also once told me that it's not Dr SOOSE but a very Germanic Dr ZOYZ. Which may well be true. But 1) my wife laughs at me. Again. and 2) it's all a bit Bellerin. You know what I mean. His name is Hector BEYERIN in good ol' EspaƱa. But not in the King's Premier League. It's just BELLERIN. This desire not to go full native is more about not wanting to be a bit extra, not an excuse to butcher the forin names. Carzola. Joel Inton. Brian Mbwemo. Go away. There was some football though. Rather than going match by match, let's just say Carrick & Rosenior are at the wheel, the Wolves revival is ded, Palace are in free fall and everyone else is showing variable form as weeks of games every 3 days start to bite. Arsenal remain top wth a chance to extend this weekend, West Ham will be hoping to drag Leeds and Forest back into the mix...


Let's get statty:

Matchday 23 This week, 22 people played

Most popular predicted result: Man City WIN (22/22)
Most disputed predicted result: West Ham vs Sunderland (5-9-8)

Highest odds: AFM (14,5561)
Lowest odds: Steven Daniels (2,068/1)
Average odds: 6,128/1

Best predictor: Loads of you (5/10)
Worst predictor: Oli Elton (2/10)
Average score: 3.77/10

Best predicted result: Man City WIN (22/22)
Worst predicted result: Nott(s) Forest WIN (0/22)

Matchday 24 This week, 21 people played

Most popular predicted result: Chelsea WIN (21/21)
Most disputed predicted result: Nott(s) Forest vs Crystal Palace (11-8-2 split)

Highest odds: AFM (1,960/1)
Lowest odds: Geoffrey Skolnick (494/1)
Average odds: 1,462/1

Best predictor: David Brickman (8/10)
Worst predictor: David Graniewitz (4/10)
Average score: 5.76/10

Best predicted result: Chelsea WIN (21/21)
Worst predicted result: Brentford WIN (0/21)

Everyone's score:



Leaderboard (>2/3; 17/24)



To this week's predos:

Good luck all


Thursday, 22 January 2026

S15M23: Bloggy Bloggy Bloggy

Well, that went well. We all know a congested schedule throws up surprises but come on...that's one for the bookies to replenish their coffers. It all started well when the Carrickbot 3000 managed a resurgent Man Utd to a deserved derby win over Man Utd. As with all ex-Fergie players, I envisage TMNT villain Krang, with ol' rednose himself pulling the strings from his abdominal control room.



Home wins for Chelsea's Ager of Men and Leeds were relatively predictable, before Liverpool continued their unbeaten streak with a commendable 1-1 home draw to imminently relegated Burnley. Sunderland's impressive home form provided some respite to our collective nonsense before Spurs and Arsenal let the side down, losing at home to West Ham and drawing a stalemate at Forest respectively. I'm particularly irked by the former. I'd even said to a friend going to the game "enjoy the last min West Ham winner". Gotta back up those instincts on the forms.

Wolves continued their progress towards beating Derby's miserable total with a good point at home to Newcastle, before Unai did his magic to see the xG bubble burst in home defeat to Everton. Finally, a lovely overhead kick last minute equaliser gained Brighton a point at home to a post-Semenyo Bournemouth in a game referred to at Impossibilitee Towers as the Pier Derby. It'll catch on.


Let's get statty:

This week, 22 people played
Most popular predicted results: Arsenal & Liverpool WINS (22/22)
Most disputed predicted result: Leeds vs Fulham (8-8-6 split)

Highest odds: Hannah Daniels (3,636/1)
Lowest odds: Geoffrey Skolnick (923/1)
Average odds: 1,808/1

Best predictors: Chris Sutton & Aron Kleiman (4/10)
Worst predictor: Loads of you (1/10)
Average score: 2/10

Best predicted result: Chelsea WIN (15/22)
Worst predicted results: Liverpool vs Burnley & Nott(s) Forest vs Arsenal DRAWS and Everton WIN (0/22). For colour, there were 3 games with 0/22, 2x 1/22 and 1x2/22. Rubbish.

Everyone's score (is this the worst graph I've ever posted here?):



Leaderboard (>2/3; 15/22)


To this week's predos:

Good luck all


Monday, 19 January 2026

S15M17-21: Results only

This is a monthly blog. Anyone who says anything to the contrary is a liar, a charlatan and a fraud and you should dissociate yourselves from them, immediately.


Let's get statty:

Matchday 17

This week, 20 people played
Most popular predicted result: Man City WIN (20/20)
Most disputed predicted result: Leeds vs Crystal Palace (5-7-8 split)

Highest odds: Feneley (1,500/1)
Lowest odds: Josh Daniels (927/1)
Average odds: 1,168/1

Best predictors: 4 of you (7/10)
Worst predictors: Joseph Machta & Chris Sutton (3/10)
Average score: 5.45/10

Best predicted result: Man City WIN (20/20)
Worst predicted result: Bournemouth vs Burnley DRAW (1/20 - Well done Zoe Daniels)

Matchday 18

This week, 22 people played
Most popular predicted result: Liverpool & Man City WINS (22/22)
Most disputed predicted result: West Ham vs Fulham (5-8-9 split)

Highest odds: Josh Daniels (4,355/1)
Lowest odds: Feneley (2,841/1)
Average odds: 3,406/1

Best predictor: Geoffrey Skolnick (7/10)
Worst predictor: WhoScored.com (2/10)
Average score: 5.09/10

Best predicted result: Liverpool & Man City WINS (22/22)
Worst predicted result: Sunderland vs Leeds DRAW (3/20)

Matchday 19

This week, 23 people played
Most popular predicted result: Man Utd, Chelsea & Newcastle WINS (23/23)
Most disputed predicted result: Brentford vs Spurs (8-10-5 split)

Highest odds: Hannah Daniels (2,914/1)
Lowest odds: Feneley (276/1)
Average odds: 1,112/1

Best predictors: Loads of you (4/10)
Worst predictors: Loads of you (2/10)
Average score: 3.05/10

Best predicted result: Newcastle WIN (23/23)
Worst predicted result: Chelsea vs Bournemouth & Man Utd vs Wolves DRAW (0/23)

Matchday 20

This week, 21 people played
Most popular predicted result: Aston Villa WIN (21/21)
Most disputed predicted result: Leeds vs Man Utd (8-6-7 split)

Highest odds: AFM (4,230/1)
Lowest odds: Aron Kleiman (1,164/1)
Average odds: 2,589/1

Best predictors: AFM & Zoe Daniels (6/10)
Worst predictor2: Eli Daniels (2/10)
Average score: 4.14/10

Best predicted result: Aston Villa WIN (21/21)
Worst predicted result: Man City vs Chelsea DRAW (0/21)

Matchday 21

This week, 22 people played
Most popular predicted result: Man City WIN (22/22)
Most disputed predicted result: West Ham vs Nott(s) Forest (7-6-9 split)

Highest odds: Geoffrey Skolnick (2,791/1)
Lowest odds: Feneley (1,008/1)
Average odds: 1,768/1

Best predictors: Daniel Wigman & Me (5/10)
Worst predictors: David Brickman & Geoffrey Skolnick (1/10)
Average score: 3.18/10

Best predicted result: Newcastle WIN (20/22)
Worst predicted result: Man City vs Brighton DRAW (0/22)

Everyone's score:


Leaderboard (>2/3; /)


Blog on Friday with M22 results & new predos. I promise. Maybe.